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room_tundra1 Papyrus: HMMMM... THE STRANGE DOOR IN THE WOODS. ACTUALLY, MY BROTHER SPENDS A LOT OF TIME HERE. WHAT'S HE DOING...? I'VE GOT TO KEEP HIM ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW!!! Papyrus: ARE YOU STILL AROUND THAT DOOR? OH NO!!! MY BROTHER'S A BAD INFLUENCE!!!
room_tundra2 Papyrus: THIS IS WHERE MY BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO PATROL... BUT, EVERY TIME I SHOW UP, HE'S SLACKING OFF. IT'S A GOOD THING I SPOTTED YOU FIRST! I'M SURE HE WOULD HAVE MADE A WEIRD FIRST IMPRESSION. Papyrus: IF HE'S NOT AROUND, HE WON'T COME BACK... THAT'S JUST THE WAY HE FUNCTIONS.
room_tundra3 Papyrus: WHAT??? ARE YOU LOST??? HMMM... YOU SHOULD TRY CALLING SOMEONE FOR HELP! Papyrus: HUH??? WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME??
room_tundra3A Papyrus: IT'S TOO COLD TO SWIM IN THE RIVER. UNLESS YOU HAVE A WATERPROOF SWEATER! Papyrus: IT'S JUST A RIVER.
room_tundra4 Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH!! IMPRESSED!?! NOT ONLY AM I GREAT AT PUZZLES... BUT I'M ALSO AN ESTEEMED ARCHITECT!!! Papyrus: MY BROTHER HELPED ME FIND THE BOX!
room_tundra5 Papyrus: THE STATION OF DOGGO. HE HAS THE AMAZING POWER TO SEE THINGS WHEN THEY MOVE. OKAY, MAYBE IT'S NOT AN AMAZING POWER. Papyrus: DOGGO'S NOT HOME.
room_tundra6 Papyrus: CAREFUL!! THE ICE IS SLPPERY. BUT IF YOU SLIDE ON THE ICE, NO ONE WILL ATTACK YOU. NO ONE WANTS TO PRATFALL DURING A COOL TECHNIQUE. Papyrus: I'M COLD OUT OF THINGS TO SAY.
room_tundra6A Papyrus: IT MUST BE TOUGH BEING A SNOWMAN. TRY TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE MADE OF STRANGE MATERIALS. Papyrus: IS THAT SNOWMAN STILL THERE?
room_tundra7 Papyrus: OH HO! THE ELECTRIC MAZE! THAT SURE WAS FUN! EXCEPT FOR WHEN I GOT SHOCKED. Papyrus: DISAPPOINTING, BUT I TURNED OFF THE ELECTRICITY.
room_tundra8 Papyrus: THE FAMOUS SNOWDIN SNOWBALL GAME. FASTER COMPLETION GIVES DIFFERENT PRIZES. WHERE DOES THE MONEY COME FROM? THE SNOWBALL TAX, OF COURSE!! Papyrus: WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF A SNOWBALL TAX? THE SURFACE WORLD MUST BE PARADISE
room_tundra8A Papyrus: THE STATION OF THE MARRIED DOGS... HMMM. DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT DOING THAT SOMEDAY? MARRYING A DOG? Papyrus: NAH... THAT'S WEIRD. THERE ARE WAY BETTER ANIMALS TO MARRY. LIKE SKELETONS!!!
room_tundra9 Papyrus: HMM... CROSSWORD. I GUESS IT'S AN APT NAME. THOSE WORDS MAKE ME CROSS!!! Papyrus: ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT THAT WORD SEARCH?
room_tundra_spaghetti Papyrus: AH, THE SPAGHETTI TRAP ROOM If you told Papyrus you enjoyed his spaghetti: WELL, I GUESS IT'S NOT MUCH OF A TRAP ANYMORE... SINCE YOU ATE THE WHOLE THING, RIGHT!? Else: I STILL HAVE TO GO VISIT IT... THE SPAGHETTI YOU LEFT ME IS STILL THERE!!! Papyrus: NOTHING LIKE A HOT BUCKET OF SPAGH...
room_tundra_snowpuzz Papyrus: THIS ROOM IS NORMALLY BLOCKED BY THOSE SPIKES. BUT WE'RE THINKING OF GETTING RID OF THEM... THE KING RELEASED A MANDATE ON PUZZLES RECENTLY. HE THINKS SPIKES ARE INEFFECTIVE AND HAZARDOUS TO KIDS. BUT I THINK HE'S WRONG!!! KIDS LOVE DEADLY SPIKES!!! Papyrus: IF YOU KNOW ANY KIDS, YOU SHOULD ASK THEM!!!
room_tundra_xoxosmall Papyrus: HMMM... THE SOLUTION TO THIS ONE...? I ACTUALLY JUST STEPPED OVER THE SPIKES. SO THE SOLUTION IS TO BE VERY TALL AND HANDSOME. Papyrus: I'M SOLVING IT AS WE SPEAK
room_tundra_xoxopuzz Papyrus: OH-HO!!! THIS PUZZLE! YOU FIGURED IT OUT SO EASILY!! THAT WAS VERY PAPYRUS OF YOU. Papyrus: TALKING ON THE PHONE... HOW PAPYRUS OF YOU.
room_tundra_randoblock Papyrus: OH-HO!!! THE PUZZLE THAT DR. ALPHYS MADE! I HAD TO ASK UNDYNE TO ASK HER TO MAKE ONE. I ONLY FOLLOW HER ONLINE... I'M NOT REALLY FRIENDS WITH HER... YET!!!! Papyrus: SOMEDAY I'LL IMPRESS HER WITH MY HUGE BICEPS... THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS!!!
room_tundra_lesserdog Papyrus: THE STATION OF LESSERDOG. THIS DOG LOVES TO BE PET. THAT'S ITS DEFINING PERSONALITY TRAIT. WAIT, WHY ARE THEY A ROYAL GUARD AND NOT ME!? I LOVE TO BE PET TOO!!! Papyrus: SIGH... IT'S ALL JUST A PUPULARITY CONTEST.
room_tundra_icehole Papyrus: WE WERE GETTING BORED WAITING FOR YOU... SO I BUILT A SNOW-PAPYRUS! AND SANS... DID HIS THING. Papyrus: ACTUALLY, IT'S ONE OF HIS BETTER LUMPS.
room_tundra_iceentrance Papyrus: I ALWAYS JUMP OVER THE GAP INSTEAD OF SOLVING THE PUZZLE. SANS NEVER SOLVES IT EITHER. HE ALWAYS JUST... UM... GETS ACROSS. Papyrus: I THINK HE HAS A SHORTCUT OR SOMETHING.
room_tundra_iceexit_new Papyrus: GYFTROT LIVES NEAR THERE. THEY LIKE GIFTS. DON'T WORRY IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD SOMETHING NICE. IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. SO IMAGINE YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY Papyrus: DID YOU MEET GYFTROT?
room_tundra_iceexit Papyrus: MY SIGNAL IS GETTING WEAK. LOOKS LIKE THE PHONE WON'T WORK PAST HERE. SO THERE'S NO REASON TO GO FURTHER. Papyrus: HELLO.
room_tundra_poffzone Papyrus: THE STATION OF GREATERDOG. HE LOOKS A BIT LIKE A CERTAIN DOG I DON'T LIKE. BUT GREATERDOG DOESN'T COLLECT ANYTHING. HE'S ONLY A KLEPTOMANIAC FOR AFFECTION! Papyrus: HE'S AMASSED A LARGE COLLECTION OF HUGS AND PETS.
room_tundra_dangerbridge Papyrus: THIS BRIDGE LOOKS DANGEROUS, BUT IT'S VERY STABLE. IN FACT, IT'S JUST A ROCK FORMATION I PAINTED OVER. I THINK IT LOOKS MORE DRAMATIC THAT WAY. Papyrus: I ADDED THE ROPE, TOO.
room_tundra_town Papyrus: SNOWDIN... HOME OF PAPYRUS! THAT'S THE SLOGAN, RIGHT??? Papyrus: I'M PETITIONING TO CHANGE THE SLOGAN.
room_tundra_town2 Papyrus: THAT FURRY PERSON THROWS ICE ALL DAY. NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT GOES. Papyrus: HYPNOTIZING, ISN'T IT??? Papyrus: THAT FURRY PERSON THROWS ICE ALL DAY. NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT GOES. Undyne: Hey, I know! Alphys told me... It goes to Hotland to cool down the CORE! Papyrus: WOW, UNDYNE!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED NERDY STUFF! JUST STRENGTH AND FIGHTING... Undyne: Are you kidding!? Why wouldn't I!? The brain's the biggest muscle of all!!!
room_tundra_inn Papyrus: THE INN'S A GREAT PLACE TO STAY. THE LADY WHO RUNS IT IS REALLY NICE. SHE ALWAYS GIVES ME A LOLLIPOP AND A PAT ON THE HEAD. Papyrus: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A RESERVATION??? Undyne: Hey, I always stay there when I come to Snowdin! I used to stay at Papyrus's, but... His couch is like, lumpy and jangly? And his brother kept making 100's of midnight snacks. And Papyrus himself doesn't??? Know how to sleep? Undyne: Yeah, just sleep here.
room_tundra_grillby Papyrus: GRILLBY'S... IT'S DARK AND FULL OF GREASE. PURGATORY OF FRIES... HAMBURGER ABYSS... ANYWAY, MY BROTHER PRACTICALLY LIVES HERE. Papyrus: I'M NOT COMING TO GRILLBY'S. Papyrus: GRILLBY'S? WE'RE TOO REFINED FOR THAT GREASEHOLE. Undyne: WOAH, if you go, you HAVE to try the cheese fries. They're AMAZINGLY bad for you!! Oh, sorry, Papyrus, were you saying something? Papyrus: JUST MONOLOGUING ABOUT MY LOVE FOR GREASE!!! Papyrus: OUR FEELINGS FOR GREASE RUN DEEP LIKE A RIVER. Undyne: Grease, I... I... ... I want you in all my food!!!
room_tundra_library Papyrus: I LOVE THE LIBRARY. THE BOOKS ARE ALL ARRANGED BY COLOR.. THIS SENSE OF ORDER!!! IT FILLS ME WITH POWER! Papyrus: WHAT'S A LIBRARY CARD? Undyne: I couldn't get enough books when I was a kid. I tore through all sorts of 'em! I ripped through tons of 'em! I kicked 'em into shreds!!! Undyne: But now I think reading's cool.
room_tundra_garage Papyrus: YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE. GOOD CHOICE! THOUGH I GUESS IT'S TECHNICALLY SANS'S HOUSE TOO. BUT I PREFER NOT TO DISCUSS HIS PART OF IT. HIS ROOM IS... IT'S LIKE ANOTHER WORLD! A WORLD WHERE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO VACUUM. Papyrus: YOU'RE BEST STAYING AWAY FROM THAT STRANGE PLACE.
room_tundra_sanshouse Papyrus: WOW! IT ONLY TOOK YOU FOUR SECONDS TO CALL ME!! YOU MUST BE VERY DESPERATE FOR MY HELP!!! WELL! DO NOT FEAR! THIS IS PAPYRUS'S HOTFUL HELPLINE! JUST DESCRIBE YOUR LOCATION, AND...! I WILL DESCRIBE SOME HOT TIPS! SO, WHERE ARE YOU? ... ... YOU'RE STILL IN MY ROOM?? ... HAVE YOU HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED A... DOOR? WAIT! DON'T WORRY! I'LL DRAW A DIAGRAM FOR YOU! Else, if completed the date: WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN OUT OF MY ROOM. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START OVER FROM SQUARE ONE! FIRST: DO YOU KNOW WHO PAPYRUS IS!? Papyrus: HOLD UP! I'M STILL DRAWING! Else, if completed the date: DO I KNOW WHO PAPYRUS IS!?
room_fogroom Papyrus: THIS IS WHERE I TRIED TO CAPTURE YOU! WHAT A TERRIBLE MEMORY! Undyne: Yeah!! This is the best room for snow-wrestling!! Papyrus: SNOW WRESTLING IS WHEN SHE SNEAKS UP ON YOU FROM BEHIND, THEN TACKLES YOU AND YELLS "SNOW-WRESTLING!" IT'S... NOT THE BEST GAME. Undyne: Well, you know what I think? Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne: Snow-wrestling!! Papyrus: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Undyne: We'll have to play sometime!
room_water1 Papyrus: WATERFALL... I BARELY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. BUT I'LL DO MY BEST TO INFORM YOU!!! Papyrus: UH, I DON'T HAVE ANY FACTS ABOUT THIS ROOM. Undyne: If you're going to Snowdin, I won't have much to say. Papyrus: BUT I WILL!! Undyne: There's the rub, right? Papyrus: WHAT!? THERE'S A RUB? WHERE!?!? Undyne: In Snowdin, duh!!! Papyrus: I'LL DO MY BEST TO FIND THE RUB. Undyne: Hey, I think I found something! Papyrus: OOH, WHERE? AND WHAT'S THIS HORRIBLE NOOGIE? Undyne: It's the rub!!!
room_water2 Papyrus: MY BROTHER HAS A STATION HERE. YES, HE MANS TWO STATIONS AT ONCE. AMAZING, ISN'T HE? HE SLACKS OFF TWICE AS MUCH AS NORMAL!! Papyrus: NORMAL FOLKS CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SLOTH... Undyne: This is Papyrus's brother's station. I'm always catching him slacking off, or sleeping... But his results are JUST good enough to not fire him. Well, except today. He didn't tell me ANYTHING about you. Undyne: JUST scraping by the bare minimum every time... I guess it's kind of impressive...?
room_water3 Papyrus: ROCKS? IT MUST BE ONE OF UNDYNE'S INGENIOUS PUZZLES. YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL!!! Papyrus: BE WARY OF ROCKS. Undyne: God, I was supposed to build a puzzle for this room... But I HATE puzzles. So I just put a huge pile of rocks upstream. Undyne: What??? Don't judge me!!! My lack of creativity's making your life easier!
room_water3A Papyrus: WHERE'D YOU GO!? I CAN'T SEE YOU!!! OH WAIT, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE PHONE. Papyrus: ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE? Undyne: So you found the room behind the waterfall... When I feel like relaxing, I always take a break there. That means NEVER!! I HATE RELAXING!! Undyne: I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!! Nah, I'm joking.
room_water4 Papyrus: WOWIE, I HAD AN AWKWARD TIME IN THIS ROOM EARLIER. GOOD HEAVENS YOU WEREN'T AROUND TO SEE IT!! Papyrus: YOU REALLY DIDN'T SEE IT! I LOVE THAT FACT, AND REPEATING IT! Undyne: This is the room where I first spotted you. You have NO idea how many spears I wanted to throw!!! But, um, that sea- grass is under scientific protection. Undyne: What!!!!! That's a real thing!
room_water_bridgepuzz1 Papyrus: A BRIDGE GROWS IF YOU ALIGN FOUR BRIDGE SEEDS. BUT THAT'S SORT OF LIMITED IN USEFULNESS. WHY DON'T WE HAVE AIRPLANE SEEDS??? Papyrus: OR, PHONES THAT CAN TURN INTO JETPACKS??? Undyne: Wait, did you actually DO the puzzle!? You can't just jump across!? You can't do the jimpity jumpity joodle!? Undyne: The limpity loppity leap!?
room_water5 Papyrus: HMMM... THIS PUZZLE... I'VE GOT IT!!! TRY TO BUILD A BRIDGE WITH THE BRIDGE SEEDS!! Papyrus: I'M HELPING. Undyne: Alphys helped measure out the mud tiles for this puzzle. It was a lot of work, but we got to make sand castles after. We're a good team. She's great at building them... And I'm great at wrecking them!! Undyne: There's barely even a trace of 'em now
room_water5A Papyrus: WHAT'S BETTER THAN A BENCHFUL OF QUICHE? Undyne: What's better than a benchful of quiche?
room_water6 Papyrus: THE WISHING ROOM. DO YOU HAVE A WISH...? NYEH HEH HEH!! I HAVE ONE!!! I WISH I WAS TALKING TO MY COOL FRIEND!!! LOOK!!! IT'S COMING TRUE! Papyrus: WHAT WILL YOU WISH FOR? Undyne: Every day, people come here and wish to the stars... I won't let them down!!! I'll make everyone's wishes come true!! Papyrus: I WISH I HAD EIGHT LEGS... SO I COULD WEAR FOUR PAIRS OF HOTPANTS. Undyne: I'll make most people's wishes come true!!! Undyne: What, you have a wish? Add it to the pile, punk.
room_water7 Papyrus: THERE ARE MANY ANCIENT PLAQUES HERE. WATERFALL IS PRACTICALLY A HISTORY MUSEUM. EXCEPT WITH MUSCULAR SEAHORSES. Papyrus: HI? Undyne: Along these walls lies our tragic history... Tragically BORING! Why can't our history be COOL ANIMATIONS like the humans'!? Someone at LEAST engrave a plaque with swords and kissing!!! Undyne: Come on, don't act like your history's not COOL!!
room_water8 Papyrus: ANOTHER HARMLESS AND VERY SAFE CORRIDOR... ALL THANKS TO ME!!! NYEH HEH HEH!! Papyrus: HEH!!!!! Undyne: This is where I threw all those spears at you... That was fun!!! Let's do that again sometime!! Undyne: Come on! Don't fear the spear!
room_water9 Papyrus: WATCH YOUR STEP! UNDYNE REALLY CARES ABOUT THIS GRASS FOR SOME REASON. Papyrus: ARE YOU WATCHING? Undyne: If it wasn't for that grass, I'd have kicked your... Uh, if not for that grooty, I'd have kicked your booty. Undyne: Don't ask me what a grooty is!!!
room_water_savepoint1 Papyrus: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TABLES LYING AROUND HERE? Undyne: Where are all these tables coming from?
room_water11 Papyrus: HUH? SANS ISN'T PLAYING WITH HIS TELESCOPE? WOWIE!!! MAYBE HE WENT TO WORK!!! WOW!!! AM I ALLOWED TO BE PROUD??? Else, with Sans in the room: Papyrus: HUH? MY BROTHER? OF COURSE HE HAS A TELESCOPE. SANS LOVES OUTER SPACEY SCI-FI STUFF. HMM? HE NEVER TOLD YOU?? YEAH, SANS NEVER TELLS ANYBODY ANYTHING! Papyrus: THANKS FOR CALLING. Undyne: Hey, here's a neat party trick. Try talking to the southern wall! First you have to throw a party though... Hey, you should make it a costume party! Then Papyrus can have someplace he seems normal!!! Undyne: Oh! I should invite Alphys, too!
room_water_nicecream Papyrus: ICE CREAM? THANKS, BUT I LIVE IN SNOWDIN! THERE'S ICE CREAM ALL OVER THE GROUND!!! Sans: that's called snow. Papyrus: SANS!!! I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION!! Papyrus: I'M FLATTERED HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO GIVE ME ICE CREAM. Sans: me too. Papyrus: NO YOU AREN'T!! Undyne: Ugh, ice cream!? Sugary... COLD... Talk about GROSS. Now this chilly pink stuff that Alphys makes me... THAT rules!!! Undyne: I'll also drink it if it's heated up.
room_water_shoe Papyrus: SOMETIMES, PRIZES ARE HIDDEN UNDER THE GRASS. TREASURES LIKE MUD, OR DIRT. Papyrus: DID YOU FIND THE TREASURE? Undyne: There's normally a pair of old shoes in that seagrass. Strangely, they're made for someone without fins or claws. What kind of monster is like that...? Oh, wait!? What about a slime monster!? Wait, those don't have feet at all! Undyne: Well, if they fit you, you might as well take them. Whoever wore them isn't coming back!
room_water_bird Papyrus: A BIRD MONSTER?? TRY TALKING TO IT!!! OR YOU COULD PUT ME ON THE LINE! I'VE GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD TWEETS. (HORRIBLE BIRD IMITATIONS) Papyrus: DID THE BIRD LIKE MY TWEETS??? Undyne: That bird will carry anyone past the gap. It NEVER says no. When I was younger, it gave me a lift. It took an hour... But this bird NEVER once thought of giving up!!! Cherish this bird. Undyne: Well??? Are you CHERISHING??? CHERISH HARDER!!!
room_water_onionsan Papyrus: ONION? Papyrus: HUM HUM HUM... Undyne: Onion...? Undyne: ...?
room_water14 Papyrus: I'VE HEARD A SHY MONSTER LIVES AROUND HERE. WELL, IF YOU WANT TO GET SOMEONE TO OPEN UP... YOU SHOULD ENGAGE THEM IN COMBAT!!! Papyrus: HUM HUM HUM... Undyne: Oh yeah, Shyren lives around here. I used to give her piano lessons. She was really talented... for someone with no fingers. One day, she stopped coming to her lessons, though Undyne: How did her song go again...?
room_water_piano Papyrus: HUH!? ARE YOU SERENADING ME!? OH NO!!! YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH!!! Papyrus: LET'S WRITE A MUSICAL ABOUT OUR ADVENTURES!!! Undyne: Yeah!! YEAH!!! I made this puzzle!! Really, it was just an excuse to put a piano here. I love FIGHTING THE IVORIES!!! Undyne: Maybe I'll play you something sometime!
room_water_dogroom Papyrus: HMMM... THERE'S SOMETHING ANNOYING ABOUT THIS ROOM. Papyrus: BUT I CAN'T QUITE PLACE MY FINGER ON IT... THEN MY PLACE MY WHOLE HAND ON IT... THEN PET IT AFFECTIONATELY Undyne: Huh!? Did you solve the puzzle!? No one has ever... I've been waiting so long for someone to... I mean, uhhh, big deal! Whatever! Undyne: Guess I've gotta find a new mystic artifact.
room_water_statue Papyrus: A MYSTERIOUS STATUE Else, if activated the music: Papyrus: WHAT'S THAT MUSIC? AM I ON HOLD??? Undyne: That statue's been here forever... No one knows where it came from. Else, if activated the music: Undyne: Hey, you figured out how to get the music to play...? Nice, isn't it?
room_water_prewaterfall Papyrus: ALWAYS CARRY AN UMBRELLA IN CASE IT RAINS! YOU KNOW. JUST KEEP A FEW IN YOUR POCKETS. Papyrus: NOTHING LIKE A HOT BUCKET OF 'BRELLAS... Undyne: Those umbrellas were ASGORE's idea. He says he doesn't want anyone to catch a cold. Waterfall's underwater citizens couldn't care less, though. Undyne: Did you get a 'brella?
room_water_waterfall Papyrus: YOU CAN SEE YOUR REFLECTION IN A PUDDLE, BUT... DON'T LET A BODY OF WATER DETERMINE YOUR SELF-WORTH!!! Else, with Monster Kid in the room: Papyrus: HMMM? YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH A FRIEND? THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T TALK TO ME... YOU'LL MAKE THEM JEALOUS! Papyrus: CALLING AGAIN...? Undyne: What!? You're at my FAVORITE SPOT!?!? You'd better jump in at least 1000 puddles for me!!! Undyne: Have you reached triple digits yet!?
room_water_waterfall2 Papyrus: WHERE ARE YOU? I HEAR WATER. ARE YOU IN THE TOILET? Papyrus: ALSO, WHAT'S A TOILET? Undyne: This whole area's like a little nature trail. It's nice to have a rainy spot away from civilization... Though, with the city filling up, who knows how long that'll last. Undyne: Well?! Are you enjoying nature!?
room_water_waterfall3 Papyrus: THAT'S THE KING'S CASTLE... Papyrus: SEEMS YOU CAN FINALLY SEE THE END. Undyne: ASGORE's castle... Guess there's no stopping you, huh? Undyne: ...
room_water_waterfall4 Papyrus: SEEMS LIKE THE PHONE CONNECTION'S GETTING WEAK... Papyrus: BETTER NOT GO PAST THAT POINT. Undyne: The trail dead-ends here, unless you can jump. Honestly, I can't believe I expected you to go this way. What was I thinking??? ... and how was I right??? Undyne: Don't explain it!!
room_water_trashzone1 Papyrus: FLOWERS...? DO ANY OF THEM TALK!? SAY HI FOR ME!!! Papyrus: FLOWERS ARE OUR BEST FRIENDS!! Undyne: Those flowers... One day, they just started to grow there. I swear, it's like they have a mind of their own. Undyne: That's ridiculous though!
room_water_trashsavepoint Papyrus: GARBAGE, HUH? BOY, DO I KNOW GARBAGE!! AFTER ALL, I'M HOUSEMATES WITH A LAZY BAG OF TRASH! HIS NAME'S TRASHY. HE LIVES IN THE GARBAGE CAN. Papyrus: YOU DIDN'T THINK I DIDN'T NAME MY GARBAGE, DID YOU? Undyne: That's where I met Alphys for the first time!! I was looking for cool swords, when I saw her... Uh, standing there, staring into the abyss. She looked pretty... Um... ... contemplative. So I asked her where she thought the abyss led to! She looked up at me, shocked, and went red in the face. But I'm scary, so I'm used to that kinda stuff! Then she kept explaining all her different theories. She went on for hours! I was so captivated! After that, I kept running into her here. And now we're friends! Yeeee hawww!!! Undyne: Oh my GOD! Don't make me tell this story AGAIN!!!
room_water_trashzone2 Papyrus: I KNOW WHY YOU CALLED ME. I ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER... WHEN THEY'RE DOWN IN THE DUMPS!!! ... I'VE SPENT TOO LONG WITH MY BROTHER TODAY. Papyrus: FORGET I SAID THAT. Undyne: The garbage dump!! So many great things come from there!! The only reason we have modern technology... Is 'cause of all the human junk that flows from the surface! Plus, it's a GREAT place to meet girls. Undyne: Wait! Don't quote me on that one!!!
room_water_friendlyhub Papyrus: HEY! YOU'RE NEAR UNDYNE'S HOUSE! THAT'S TO THE LEFT-UPWARDS. LUPWARDS. ALL THE OTHER DIRECTIONS GO TO THE WRONG HOUSE. NORTH: GHOST HOUSE. EAST: TURTLE HOUSE. SOUTH: TRASH HOUSE. Papyrus: WEST: BIRD HOUSE. Papyrus: SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE NEAR UNDYNE'S HOUSE. HEY! WE SHOULD GO VISIT UNDYNE! Undyne: I'm right here! Papyrus: I LOVE WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER! NYEH HEH HEH!!! Undyne: Well, I think we should hang out with Papyrus. Papyrus: REALLY??? CAN WE???
room_water_undyneyard Papyrus: THAT'S UNDYNE'S HOUSE. LET'S GO THERE AND HANG OUT SOME DAY!!! Else, with Papyrus in the room: THAT'S UNDYNE'S HOUSE. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE SKELETON IN FRONT. Papyrus: STILL WAITING OUTSIDE HER HOUSE...? YEAH, I DO THAT SOMETIMES, TOO! Papyrus: THAT'S UNDYNE'S HOUSE. IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO... UHHH? Undyne: Huff... puff...! YEAH!!! That's MY HOUSE!!! Papyrus: HI UNDYNE! HOW'D YOU GET HERE SO FAST? Undyne: I ran. Papyrus: WOWIE!!! UNDYNE!!! SOMEDAY I WANT TO BE AS STRONG AND SWEATY AS YOU. Else, if completed the date with Undyne: Undyne: That's my house. Or, it WAS my house, until we set it on fire. But hey, can't say I've never done that before!! Papyrus: SO YOU RAN HERE JUST TO BE ON THE PHONE??? Undyne: Yep! Papyrus: THEN YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING... EXTREMELY COOL TO SAY ABOUT YOUR HOUSE!!! Undyne: Nope!!! Else, if completed the date with Undyne: Undyne: Hey, if you find any cool swords in the wreckage... You know where to find me.
room_water_blookyard Papyrus: OH, THAT'S THE HOUSE OF... UM... UNDYNE'S NEIGHBOR. WHAT WAS THEIR NAME AGAIN? SPOOKY BLOO BLOO? Papyrus: NAPPER HOG...? Undyne: That's Napstablook's house. They kind of keep to theirself, but... That's a good ghost. I try to be a good neighbor, but I think they're scared of me. C'mon, what's scary about a good-natured invite to wrestle!!? Undyne: They're incorporeal anyway!!!
room_water_blookhouse Papyrus: SO YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST... ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPOOKY? I'D THINK YOU'D LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WARM AND CUDDLY... LIKE SKELETONS!!! Papyrus: VERY SOFT, AND FULL OF CALCIUM. Undyne: Oh, you're hanging out with Napstablook!? That's great!!! I haven't seen them hanging out with anyone since... Well, their cousin. They would both watch TV at all hours of the day... Then they would practice these weird performances. Where'd they go...? Undyne: Don't feel like you have to live up to their cousin! Just be your lovable old garbage self!
room_water_hapstablook Papyrus: THAT HOUSE USED TO BE HAUNTED. BECAUSE A GHOST LIVED THERE. BUT THE GHOST MOVED AWAY. IT'S AN UN-HAUNTED HOUSE. Papyrus: BY THE BY, BREAKING INTO A HOUSE... THAT'S ILLEGAL, RIGHT??? PLEASE STOP COMMITTING GHOST CRIMES. Undyne: WHAT? You broke into Napstablook's cousin's house!? That's... That's...! Hey, what was their name, anyway? Papyrus: HAPPSTABLOOK, THE HAPPY GHOST. Undyne: Okay, that's DEFINITELY wrong. Papyrus: IT'S NOT WRONG. IT'S JUST MY HEADCANON. Undyne: Seriously, though, stop committing ghost crimes.
room_water_farm Papyrus: THESE SNAILS ARE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER. ROUND, SLOW... AND CONSTANTLY EMITTING SLIME??? Papyrus: EMITTING SLIME... THAT'S JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO. Undyne: Napstablook's family used to run this farm, but... They've all... Passed on... ... to different jobs, since there's not much business here. Them and their cousin stayed behind to run the family farm. But no one's seen their cousin for a long time. Now Napstablook's all alone... Be nice to them, okay!? Undyne: Cherish this ghost!!!
room_water_shop Papyrus: IF YOU SEE A SHOP, YOU SHOULD STOP... DROP, AND ROLL... INTO SOME GREAT DEALS!! BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A FIRE SALE!! AT MY IMAGINARY STORE, WHICH SELLS FLAMES. Papyrus: YET ANOTHER DREAM OF MINE. Undyne: Hey! That's the store of Gerson, the Hammer of Justice! The toughest monster that ever lived...! He fought in the war between humans and monsters... And he survived! He's a real hero! Undyne: Are you gonna buy something?
room_water_dock Papyrus: IS THE RIVER PERSON THERE TODAY? Papyrus: ARE THEY? Undyne: That river connects to Snowdin and Hotland. If you need to get from one place to another, jump in! Look, that's all we got for public transport, OK!? Undyne: So what?
room_water15 Papyrus: WHAT'S THAT STRANGE WHISPER? I MIGHT HAVE TO HANG UP. Papyrus: PAPYRUS ISN'T HOME RIGHT NOW!! Undyne: A field of echo flowers... They babble back and forth to each other... ... until their words become meaningless noise. Creepy, huh? Undyne: Stop calling me from that creepy room!!
room_water16 Papyrus: WHAT? MUSHROOMS? CAN YOU EAT THEM? ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T EAT THEM??? Papyrus: I'D TRY EATING THEM. Undyne: Once you get familiar with this room... You don't even need to light up the mushrooms! I mean, the path to Temmie Village is never lit up here. But why would you wanna go there!? Undyne: It's down south if you want to avoid it.
room_water17 Papyrus: LANTERNS? UM, OKAY... CAN YOU EAT THEM??? I'M SERIOUSLY OUT OF IDEAS HERE. Papyrus: I'D TRY EATING THEM. Undyne: Once you get familiar with this room... You don't even need to light up the lanterns! ... yeah. Undyne: Whatever.
room_water18 Papyrus: HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER. THAT'S JUST A GUESS. Papyrus: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. Undyne: That's where I first talked to you! Weren't you SUPER terrified? I practice that monologue ALL the time in the mirror! Papyrus: UNDYNE??? Undyne: I mean!!! Uh!!! No I don't!!! Papyrus: OH. I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK. DO YOU WANT TO PRACTICE MONOLOGUES TOGETHER...?!! Undyne: UH!!! NO!!! I DON'T!!!! Papyrus: ATTENTION EVERYONE! I AM GOING TO OPEN THE FRIDGE! Undyne: Do you have a monologue for EVERYTHING?
room_water19 Papyrus: ECHO FLOWERS... THERE'S ONLY ONE TALKING FLOWER FOR ME!! Undyne: Fields of flowers, whispering everybody's hopes and dreams... NGAHHHH!!! IT FILLS ME WITH POWER!!! Undyne: NGAHHHH!!
room_water20 Papyrus: EACH AREA HAS TO HAVE A PRECARIOUS BRIDGE. IT'S MANDATED BY THE GOVERNMENT. OF COURSE, KING FLUFFYBOY WANTS TO UNMANDATE IT SAFER. WHY!!? WON'T HE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!? Papyrus: SPIKES. DANGER BRIDGES. THE PILLARS OF YOUTH. Undyne: This room...! If you saved Monster Kid: That sure was a tense scenario. I just wanted to help that poor kid, but... I thought if I tried, you'd attack me! Thankfully, you ended up saving them. Else, if Undyne saved Monster Kid: I'd actually... Forgotten what had happened here. You just let that poor kid drop to the floor. Maybe you were just afraid. But if I hadn't been around, then...? Else, if you ran away: That's when you ran away when your friend asked for help!!! Though, who can blame you for fleeing from certain death...? ME!!!! I'm still TOTALLY disappointed! That's the WIMPIEST thing you've EVER done! Apologize to your poor friend, OK, buster!? Undyne: ...
room_water21 Papyrus: THIS IS WHERE ELDER PUZZLER LIKES TO STAND. BLOCK-PUSHING. KEY-GATHERING. TEDIOUS AGONY. IT'S IMPORTANT TO RESPECT OUR ROOTS! Papyrus: THIS IS WHERE ELDER PUZZLER LIKES TO STAND. IT'S IMPORTANT TO RESPECT OUR PUZZLING ROOTS. Undyne: Yeah, someone else has to care so I don't have to! Papyrus: BUT UNDYNE, DON'T YOU LIKE TRADITION? Undyne: I worked in an office pushing blocks for a month! My respect for block puzzles was depleted by corporate life. Papyrus: WHAT!? YOU THREW AWAY MY DREAM LIFE!!! THE LIFE OF A SIMPLE SALARYMAN... COMMUTING EVERY DAY ON A TRAIN FULL OF SPIKES... Undyne: (I won't tell him that's not how it works...) Papyrus: UNDYNE, DID YOU REALLY HAVE AN OFFICE JOB? Undyne: Well, it was more of a, uh, community service thing. Papyrus: THAT'S UNDYNE!! ALWAYS HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY! Undyne: Uh, yep! Totally of my own volition there!
room_water_undynefinal Papyrus: THAT'S UNDYNE'S DRAMATIC CRAG. SHE'S ALWAYS POSING ATOP IT. MUMBLING SOMETHING TO HERSELF Papyrus: I THINK IT'S SOMETHING SHE HAS TO MEMORIZE. Undyne: Oh my GOD!!! Wasn't this room the BEST!? Like when I decided to NOT do that BORING monologue... And then went TOTALLY off-the-cuff!? Or when I almost killed you with spears??? Or when I almost killed you with MORE spears??? Aw man. I should have taken photos. Think about how cute a little scrapbook would be... Papyrus: NOW I WANT A SCRAPBOOK OF MY FIGHT TOO!!! Undyne: Let's start a photo company for boss fights! Papyrus: ONE WEEK LATER, SAMPLE GLOSSIES IN THE MAIL. Undyne: Relive the memories... Undyne: Going off-the-cuff... It helped that I... Uh. Completely forgot the words to my monologue, anyway
room_water_undynefinal3 Papyrus: HEY... ISN'T THIS WHERE I CALLED YOU? I HAVE A PHOTO- GRAPHIC MEMORY FOR PHONE CALLS. ... HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG WITH UNDYNE? Papyrus: HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG WITH UNDYNE? Undyne: This is where I was chasing you... But you got a phone call, so I had to wait. Papyrus: OH! THAT WAS ME! Undyne: What!? What were you even calling about!? Papyrus: I WAS JUST SAYING WE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT. Undyne: As I was trying to kill them!? Papyrus: WELL!! NOBODY STARTS AS GREAT FRIENDS! Undyne: Nobody starts as great friends, huh? Papyrus: THAT'S THE RULE. Undyne: Well, you're gonna END as my great friend!! Papyrus: N... NO!!! NOT THE FLATTERY SUPLEX!!!
room_fire1 Papyrus: OH!!! YOU'RE IN HOTLAND NOW!!! ... HEY SANS, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THERE? Sans: don't worry. i am. Papyrus: PHEW! Papyrus: FINALLY, SANS IS DOING HIS JOB. Undyne: I can't believe Papyrus's brother was sleeping!! I was counting on him to stop you!! UrrrrgHHHH!!! Papyrus: HE'S GOTTEN REALLY OUT OF SHAPE. HE TIRES EASILY. LATELY HE'S BEEN NAPPING OVER 7 HOURS A NIGHT... HE'S NAPPING HIMSELF INTO AN EARLY GRAVE!! Undyne: I agree!! Your brother needs to...! ... wait, isn't that just called sleeping? Papyrus: UNDYNE!! NO!!! NOT YOU TOO!!! Undyne: Wait. Papyrus... When do YOU sleep? Papyrus: I'M USUALLY TOO BUSY TO SLEEP. WHY??? Undyne: Well, I was just thinking... If you're not using that cool car bed, can I have it!?
room_fire2 Papyrus: A WATER COOLER...? IN HOTLAND??? THAT'S WEIRD. SHOULDN'T IT BE A FIRE COOLER INSTEAD? Papyrus: WHAT'S A WATER COOLER DO, ANYWAY? MAKE WATER... COOLER? SO IT GIVES IT SPIKES AND MAKES IT GLOW? Undyne: Thank God for that water cooler, huh? Actually, you can thank Alphys... She put it there just for me. Now I can take a drink on the way to her lab. Though, usually I'm not wearing 100 pounds of armor...! Undyne: Thanks for giving me that water, I guess.
room_fire_prelab Papyrus: HMMM... A MYSTERIOUS SCIENCE HOUSE. Sans: the sign outside says "lab." Papyrus: LAB? Sans: like... laboratory. Papyrus: LABRADOR... Y? DOES THAT MEAN THERE ARE DOGS INSIDE? Sans: i mean. i wouldn't rule it out. Papyrus: STRANGE DOG'S HOUSE... Undyne: That's Alphys's house. Hey, why don't we all go over and watch anime? Papyrus: ANIME? ISN'T THAT A KIND OF CARTOON FOR SMALL CHILDREN? Undyne: Oh my GOD!!! Anime isn't just for kids! It's deep! It's EMOTIONAL!!! Papyrus: IS (THE SOUND A BABY MAKES) AN EMOTION? Undyne: YEah CAUSE It'S HoW I'M FEElinG RIGHT NOW!!! Else, with Royal Guards in the room: Undyne: What!? Royal Guards are blocking the way!? Then I'll tell them to...! Well, nothing, I guess. I already told them to seek out and destroy you! And I can't just tell them I've changed my mind. You see, Alphys showed me these animations about... Uhhh, humans? So I can learn their weaknesses? And one of them is about this human that, uh... Well, suffice to say, they can control people's minds!!! Surprised? I know your kind's hidden power! Anyway, I told my crew that if I ever defended a human... I must be under some kind of mind control! And to disregard EVERYTHING that I tell them! So, sorry... But my hands are tied. By the way, that animation is really good! Papyrus: WAIT... UNDYNE, DO YOU LIKE ANIME? Undyne: ... Papyrus: UH OH!!! I MEAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY. MAYBE I ACTUALLY DO LIKE ANIME! Undyne: You don't have to say that, Papyrus. Papyrus: MAYBE I'M A BABY WHO LOVES CARTOONS FOR CHILDREN! Undyne: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT, PAPYRUS!! Else, with Royal Guards in the room: Undyne: I'm not going to tell them to let you by!
room_fire_dock Papyrus: HEY, YOU SHOULD COME TO SNOWDIN AND VISIT ME! I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A FEW THINGS. A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT. Papyrus: A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT. Papyrus: HEY, YOU SHOULD COME TO SNOWDIN AND VISIT ME! Undyne: No WAY!!! Come to Snowdin and visit ME!!! Papyrus: WHAT??? WE'RE IN THE SAME LOCATION!! Undyne: Wrong! I'm standing slightly to the right!! Undyne: Come on!!! Make your choice!!!
room_fire_lab1 Papyrus: A LAB??? MY BROTHER WOULD LOVE THAT! HE LOVES SCIENCE FICTION!! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S REAL. Papyrus: DID YOU TELL HIM? Undyne: You're at Alphys's lab? Is she there...? Hey, tell her I said hi, okay!? And, tell me how she's doing! And tell me if she needs anything, and... Wait! No! Don't ask any of that!!! Undyne: But she's fine, right!?
room_fire_lab2 Papyrus: YOU'RE IN HER ROOM, UNINVITED? WOWIE... THAT'S EXTREMELY CREEPY. Papyrus: MAYBE DON'T DO THAT. Undyne: What!? You're in her room!? Get out of there! Unless, um, she invited you... No wayyyy!!! That did NOT happen! Undyne: Stop that!
room_fire3 Papyrus: HOTLAND, HUH... I KNOW IT LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND... WHICH, SINCE I'M ALWAYS WEARING GLOVES... I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT!!! Papyrus: MY KNOWLEDGE QUANTITY IS STAGNANT. Papyrus: NEITHER OF US KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOTLAND. Undyne: So we'll just have to COMBINE OUR POWER!!! Papyrus: ZERO PLUS ZERO IS STILL ZERO. Undyne: Yeah, but it's a BIG zero!!! Undyne: THE BIGGEST ZERO!
room_fire5 Papyrus: CONVEYOR BELTS EVERYWHERE?? ARE YOU SERIOUS? IMAGINE RIDING ONE TO GET TO WORK OR SCHOOL. RIDICULOUS. NOW ICE AND SPIKES, THERE'S CONVENIENCE!!! Papyrus: GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND. Undyne: I rode on a conveyor belt once. I learned pretty fast that they make me sick. Papyrus: DID YOU HURL?? Undyne: Yeah, like 9000 times!! It was awesome!! Papyrus: STOP CALLING AND MAKING HER SAY GROSS THINGS.
room_fire6 Papyrus: STEAM VENTS? WOW... THAT SOUNDS AWFUL. WHAT IF YOU'RE WEARING A DRESS? Papyrus: GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND!! Undyne: Steam vents? I think Alphys told me about those. The CORE cools off by releasing steam through those... And at the same time, it doubles as transport! Pretty cool, if you aren't wearing a dress! Undyne: Huh!? Did you put on a dress?
room_fire_lasers1 Papyrus: ORANGE AND BLUE LASERS, HUH? JUST KEEP IN MIND WHAT THE COLORS MEAN. BLUE MEANS JUMP... AND ORANGE MEANS YOU'LL... SMELL LIKE ORANGES. THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER. Papyrus: HAVE FUN!! Undyne: What!? Why'd I call Alphys about the weather? Who CARES!?!? Isn't it natural to love meteorology!? Papyrus: ZOINKS!!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST AN EXCUSE TO TALK TO HER. I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS WEATHER DOWN HERE!!! Undyne: YEAH!?!! THERE IS?!!?! And I'm forecasting an incoming front of SHUT UP!!! Papyrus: WOWIE!!! WILL I NEED AN UMBRELLA? Undyne: What!? What ABOUT this room!? Else, if calling for the third time: Undyne: Oh, Papyrus. I can't stay mad at you. Papyrus: IT'S OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU! (PSST, WHEN WAS SHE MAD AT ME?)\
room_fire8 Papyrus: IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY IN SCHOOL. A REAL TEACHER... WOULD NEVER ACCEPT DEADLY LASERS AS AN EXCUSE!! Papyrus: GLAD! I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND!! Undyne: Huh? Those kids are skipping school? ... ... well, I can't blame them, school sucks! We need to find some way to make it cooler... Hey, what if I visited their school!? Then I could beat up ALL the teachers! Undyne: Okay, maybe I wouldn't beat up a teacher...
room_fire9 Papyrus: OH NO! THE PUZZLES REACTIVATING... CAUSED THOSE PEOPLE TO MISS THEIR WORK!? Sans: yep. that's why i'm missing work, too. Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! SANS, GO DO YOUR JOB(S)!!! Papyrus: GLAD, I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND. Sans: me too. Papyrus: THEN WHY ARE YOU SKIPPING WORK!?!
room_fire_turn Papyrus: I HEARD YOU GOT TO MEET METTATON!! IS THAT TRUE!? CAN YOU GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH!? HE'S MY FAVORITE SEXY RECTANGLE!! Papyrus: I WISH I LIVED IN HOTLAND!!! Papyrus: I HEARD YOU GOT TO MEET METTATON!! Undyne: Really? Careful, that dude gives me bad vibes. Papyrus: WH-WHAT? BUT HE'S SO POPULAR... Undyne: I don't care about people just because they're popular. Papyrus: WELL, YOU CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE POPULAR. Undyne: Pssshhht, what!? Popular with WHO? Papyrus: YOU'RE POPULAR WITH ME!!! Undyne: Awww... Papyrus, you're popular with me, too. Papyrus: AWW, WOWIE!! WAIT... DOES THAT MEAN YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME...? Undyne: Let's not discuss this anymore.
room_fire_elevator_r1 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RAVIOLI? RAVIOLI... THE DUMPLING-TYPE PASTA. THE TREASURE CHEST OF THE CULINARY WORLD. Papyrus: YOU CAN PUT GEMS OR GOLD INSIDE. Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? Undyne: C'mon, Papyrus. Think about it. Papyrus: HMMM... Undyne: It stands for RED, 'cause that's the color of the lights! Papyrus: I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE!
room_fire_elevator_r2 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R2. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RIGATONI? THE TUBE-SHAPED PASTA. IN A PINCH, IT CAN BE USED AS A STRAW. Papyrus: IF YOU NEED TO DRINK A CUP OF SAUCE. Papyrus: WAIT, UNDYNE. IF THE R STANDS FOR RED... WHAT COLOR DOES THE L STAND FOR? Undyne: Uhhhh... Light green. Papyrus: OH! OF COURSE! WAIT. ISN'T THAT TWO WORDS? Sans: light sea green. Papyrus: THREE DOESN'T FIX THE ISSUE! Sans: light sea foam green. Papyrus: AREN'T YOU WORKING IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM!?
room_fire_hotdog Papyrus: MY BROTHER ISN'T EVEN THERE??? WASN'T HE SLACKING OFF BY SELLING HOTDOGS? NOW HE'S SLACKING OFF FROM SLACKING OFF... TRULY MY BROTHER IS A MASTER. Else, with Sans in the room: Papyrus: WHAT? MY BROTHER'S ACTUALLY AT HIS STATION? BUT SOMEHOW, HE'S SELLING HOTDOGS INSTEAD? SLACKING OFF BY DOING WORK... TRULY MY BROTHER IS A MASTER. Papyrus: NO FURTHER COMMENT. Papyrus: WHAT? MY BROTHER'S ACTUALLY AT HIS STATION? Undyne: What? I thought he only had three stations. Papyrus: NO, HE HAS... AT LEAST FOUR? Undyne: Who the heck keeps hiring this guy!? Undyne: Seriously!!
room_fire_walkandbranch Papyrus: PAPYRUS? WHO IS THAT? THIS IS... COOLSKELETON95. SORRY. CAN'T TALK. I'M BUSY BEING POPULAR ON-LINE. NYEH HEH HEH! ONLY KIDDING! YOU HAVE BEEN HAD! IT WAS PAPYRUS PLAYING A SIMPLE GENTLEMAN'S RUSE! Papyrus: WINK! YOU CAN SEE ME WINKING, RIGHT. Undyne: Papyrus... Why are you wearing those? Papyrus: PAPYRUS? EXCUSE ME? I AM THE VERY COOL ONLINE GUY, COOLSKELETON95. Undyne: What? No! You're Papyrus! Papyrus: (UNDYNE!!!) (SHHH!!!) (YOU'RE GOING TO REVEAL MY SECRET ONLINE PERSONA!) Undyne: FINE then! I'm not Undyne! The name's... StrongFish91! Papyrus: WHAT!? REALLY!? OH NO!!! STRONGFISH!! PLEASE BRING BACK MY FRIEND UNDYNE! Undyne: Uh, OK.
room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off.
room_fire10 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! Papyrus: GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: Oh MAN, did I ever tell you MY conveyor puzzle idea? Papyrus: WHAT... IS IT? Undyne: Imagine four basketball hoops on the sides of a conveyor loop. The conveyor keeps speeding up, until you get sick... Then you have to puke in all four hoops in a row!!! Papyrus: I HATE THIS. Undyne: You have to time the pukes!!! Undyne: Oh man!!! You wanna hear more of my great idea!? Papyrus: I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!!
room_fire_rpuzzle Papyrus: SO THE ARROWS FLIP WHEN YOU DO WHAT? I CAN'T VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL. CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE??? THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER?? Papyrus: DID YOU DRAW IT YET? Papyrus: WHAT? HOW'S THIS PUZZLE WORK? UMMM... WHOOPS, I THINK IT'S UNDYNE'S TURN TO TALK!!! Undyne: What!? No, I HATE puzzles! Papyrus, YOU do it! Papyrus: WELL, ALPHYS MADE THE PUZZLE, RIGHT? YOU SHOULD JUST CALL HER UP... AND SAY IN A HOT VOICE... ALPHYS... I NEED HELP WITH A... (AUDIBLE WINK) PUZZLE... Undyne: Oh my GOD! NO! Shut up!!! Papyrus: FINE!!! GIVE ME HER NUMBER!!! I'LL DO THE HOT VOICE!!! Undyne: NO!!!! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!! Papyrus: (AUDIBLE WINK)... WAIT, WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS???
room_fire_mewmew2 Papyrus: WHERE DID THAT TABLE COME FROM? DOES IT BELONG TO THE MOUSE?? Papyrus: EH??? Undyne: Where are all these tables coming from? Papyrus: MAYBE THEY BELONG TO THE MOUSE. Undyne: What would a mouse need a table for? Papyrus: TO PUT THE CHEESE ON. Undyne: But where's the cheese come from!? Sans: doesn't it come from milk? Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!! Papyrus: WAIT, DOES IT COME FROM MILK??
room_fire_boysnightout Papyrus: THE ROYAL GUARD PATROLS THAT AREA. YES, LIKE SNOWDIN, HOTLAND HAS ROYAL GUARD MEMBERS. WATERFALL DOESN'T NEED THEM BECAUSE IT'S GOT UNDYNE!!! Papyrus: DID YOU SEE THEM? Undyne: Careful, the Royal Guard patrols that area. I think it's RG01 and RG02 today... It's funny, the bunny actually requested to be with the dragon guy. It's nice when people are platonic friends like that! Undyne: It's nice when people are platonic friends like that!
room_fire_newsreport Papyrus: I LOVE THE NEWS! IT'S SO INFORMATIVE... AND FULL OF CUT- THROAT, EXPLOSIVE ACTION!!! Papyrus: KA-WOWIE! Undyne: Yeah! You totally kicked his butt on the news!!! And I bet Alphys was helping you, wasn't she? Oh my god!!! You guys becoming friends... It's kinda cute... ... I mean, uh... I'm tough!!! I love to eat rocks!! Undyne: What!?!?
room_fire_coreview2 Papyrus: THE CORE... YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE, HUH...? Papyrus: ... Papyrus: THE CORE... YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE, HUH...? Undyne: What!? No, we just became friends!! You can't already be that close Undyne: What?
room_fire_elevator_l2 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS L2. BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LASAGNA? I HOPE NOT. I DON'T MAKE LASAGNA ANYMORE. THAT GLUTTONOUS DOG ALWAYS EATS IT FIRST! FIRST MY BONES, AND NOW THIS Papyrus: THEN IT RETREATS INTO A SHALLOW BLUE BOX. COVERS ITSELF WITH A BLANKET, AND SLEEPS Undyne: OK, OK. I've got it. The L stands for the color "Lime." Papyrus: REALLY!? I HATE LIMES. Undyne: What!? Limes rule!! I eat them whole all the time!! Papyrus: WELL, ONE TIME I WAS GIVING MYSELF THE SPA TREATMENT. I PUT THE LIME SLICES IN MY EYES, LIKE ON TV. BUT IT STINGS!! HOW DO THEY DO IT!? Undyne: Oh my god! Those aren't LIMES! Those are CUCUMBERS! Papyrus: I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REJUVENATING. BUT IT WASN'T WORKING! SO I JUST STUCK MORE LIMES INTO MY EYES. Undyne: Gross!! Why did you even do that!? Papyrus: I JUST WANT TO HAVE HANDSOME, BISHONEN EYES. LIKE METTATON... SIGH... Undyne: (He doesn't even HAVE eyes!!!)
room_fire_elevator_l3 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS L3. BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LUMACONI? THAT'S THE SNAIL- SHAPED PASTA! SANS BOUGHT SOME RECENTLY. HE'LL PROBABLY FILL THEM WITH HOTDOGS AND SLIME. Papyrus: HEY!! MAYBE HE'LL SHARE SOME WITH YOU! Papyrus: MAYBE WE NEED TO THINK MORE ABSTRACTLY. MAYBE THE L STANDS FOR... LOVE. Undyne: But isn't love supposed to be FIERY RED!? Like a cartoony human-heart? Papyrus: BUT UNDYNE, DON'T YOU TURN PEOPLE'S HEARTS GREEN? Undyne: You make it sound like I give people nausea. Papyrus: WELL, IT WOULD BE AN AFFECTIONATE NAUSEA. Undyne: Okay, yeah! That's me! Papyrus: IT'S DECIDED!! L STANDS FOR!! A HEART THAT UNDYNE HAS MADE NAUSEOUS?
room_fire_spidershop Papyrus: IT MIGHT SOUND WEIRD THAT SPIDERS NEED DONATIONS. BUT THINK ABOUT IT, THEY HAVE EIGHT FEET. THAT'S FOUR PAIRS OF SHOES. A SPIDER WEARING FOUR PAIRS OF PINK BOOTIES. MEDITATE ON THIS IMAGE. Papyrus: OM...
room_fire_walkandbranch2 Papyrus: THE ENTIRE ROOM IS COVERED IN STEAM THINGIES? OH MY GOD, CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE A BUS!?!? HOTLAND STINKS Papyrus: DON'T TELL ME MORE OF THIS GARBAGE. Papyrus: A WHOLE ROOM COVERED IN VENTS? OH NO... Undyne: Hey, did I ever tell you about my puzzle idea? It's a maze full of steam vents... But the steam vents are on conveyor belts, and... Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! I HATE THIS!?!? Papyrus: ITS BEST IF YOU DON'T ENCOURAGE HER.
room_fire_conveyorlaser Papyrus: LASERS ON CONVEYORS? NO THANKS. SOUNDS LIKE MY LEAST FAVORITE NIGHTMARE. Papyrus: DON'T TELL ME MORE OF THIS GARBAGE. Papyrus: LASERS ON CONVEYORS? ARE YOU SERIOUS??? Undyne: Hey, this reminds me of a puzzle idea. Papyrus: OH MY GOD??? NO??? WHY???? I THOUGHT YOU HATED MAKING UP PUZZLES!! Undyne: Yeah, but I love driving you crazy! Papyrus: PLEASE STOP ENCOURAGING HER.
room_fire_savepoint2 Papyrus: DO SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET? WAIT. SPIDERS DON'T HAVE FEET. DO SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FINGERS? Papyrus: JUST CURIOUS. Papyrus: HEY, UNDYNE. DO SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET? Undyne: No, ducks have webbed feet. Papyrus: DUCKS CAN SPIN WEBS!? Undyne: Yeah, haven't you seen a duck wrap up a loaf of bread? Then suck all of its guts out with its fangs? Papyrus: BREAD HAS GUTS? Undyne: Yeah. They just take 'em all out before they sell it. Papyrus: WOW!! YOU'RE REALLY SMART, UNDYNE! Undyne: (I thought he knew I was joking...) Undyne: Papyrus, wait, you know I'm joking, right...? Papyrus: OF COURSE! EVERYONE KNOWS SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET.
room_fire_spider Papyrus: I'VE HEARD THERE ARE TWO GROUPS OF SPIDERS. ONE IN HOTLAND, AND ONE IN THE RUINS. SINCE THE SPIDERS CAN'T CROSS THE COLD OF SNOWDIN. THEY NEED SOME KIND OF TRANSPORT. LIKE A TANDEM MOTORCYCLE WITH EIGHT WHEELS. Papyrus: OR A UNICYCLE WITH EIGHT WHEELS! Papyrus: I WONDER IF ANY OF MY ONLINE FANS ARE SPIDERS. Undyne: Do spiders even use the internet? Sans: are you kidding? spiders love to surf the web. Papyrus: SANS! YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING. Papyrus: FANGS FOR VISITING MY WEB-SITE. THAT'S WHAT SPIDERS LIKE TO POST.
room_fire_pacing Papyrus: A POSTER FOR METTATON'S SHOW? THAT'S NEATO. I WANT A POSTER FOR MY PUZZLES! AND MAYBE A FEW OPENING BANDS. Papyrus: THEY COULD PLAY MY THEME SONG! I JUST NEED TO GET A THEME SONG. Papyrus: A POSTER FOR METTATON'S SHOW? THAT'S NEATO. I WANT A POSTER FOR MY PUZZLES! Undyne: Oh! And I want a poster for all of my big fights! Papyrus: A REAL EVENT! WE COULD HAVE A LIVE BAND! Undyne: And a barbeque! Papyrus: AND FIREWORKS! Undyne: And a second barbeque! Papyrus: WON'T YOU JUST EAT BBQ INSTEAD OF FIGHTING? Undyne: Let's do it! Undyne: We could use the spears as kabob skewers! Papyrus: AND BONES AS KABONE SKEWERS! Undyne: What's a kabone? Papyrus: LIKE A KABOB BUT WITH ONLY BONES.
room_fire_operatest Papyrus: WOW!!! THAT CHOREOGRAPHY! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FRIENDS... WITH A BONE-A- FIDE OPERA STAR!!! Papyrus: WOWIE! Papyrus: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT TO DANCE WITH METTATON! Undyne: Big deal... Earlier, the human and I danced with DEATH!!! Papyrus: WOW!!! IS DEATH COOL? Undyne: Yeah, she's like super hot. Papyrus: I WANT TO MEET DEATH...
room_fire_multitile Papyrus: WOW! I SAW IT! THE MULTICOLOR TILE PUZZLE! If you completed the puzzle: YOU DID IT!! MY DIRECTIONS HELPED YOU!! I'M A GOOD EXPLAINER! NYEH HEH HEH! Else: SEEMS LIKE YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO COMPLETE IT. YOU'VE GOT TO BE PREPARED NEXT TIME! I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT ALL AGAIN! YOU SEE, RED TILES ARE IMPASSIBLE. PINK TILES DON'T DO ANYTHING. GREEN TILES ARE... If you completed the puzzle: NYEH HEH HEH! Else: Papyrus: PLAID TILES ARE...
room_fire_hotelfront_1 Papyrus: WHAT? I? SCREAM? SURE! I'LL TRY. A. A. A. A. A. I'M SCREAMING VERY SLOWLY. Papyrus: A. Undyne: WHAT!? RG01 and RG02 are slacking off?! Come ON! They should be KILLING you right now! Not that I want them to, I mean. But they could at least TRY, y'know!? Else, if spared RG01 and RG02: Undyne: Oh yeah, that reminds me. I told RG01 and RG02 that if they managed to nab you... I'd take them both out for ice cream. I hope you were able to avoid them. Cause I HATE ice cream!! Papyrus: I ALMOST CAPTURED YOU... WHERE'S MY ICE CREAM.
room_fire_hotellobby Papyrus: A HOT-L... THAT'S SHORT FOR HOTLAND, RIGHT? Papyrus: WOWIE! Undyne: A hotel?? Cool!! I've never stayed at a fancy hotel! Papyrus: REALLY?? ME NEITHER. Undyne: Papyrus, we should go on vacation sometime! Papyrus: YEAH!! LET'S VACATION TO A HOTEL!!! Undyne: Well, maybe we would go someplace besides the hotel, too... Papyrus: OH, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC. I WOULD NEVER TAKE A VACATION FOR ANY REASON.
room_fire_restaurant Papyrus: A FANCY SCHMANCY RESTAURANT!?!? AFTER TASTING MY COOKING, THAT SEEMS POINTLESS, RIGHT? Papyrus: I BET THEY CAN'T EVEN MAKE SPAGHETTI! Undyne: Woah!! A fancy restaurant!? Are you treating us? Do they have steak? Papyrus: PSHHHHHHT. WHO NEEDS THAT! YOUR FRIENDS ARE GREAT CHEFS! Undyne: Well, maybe our cooking abilities aren't exactly perfect. Nah!!! They totally are!! Eat up, punk!! (You hear spaghetti thwap against the receiver.) Papyrus: ISN'T FRIENDSHIP DELICIOUS?
room_fire_hoteldoors Papyrus: CAREFUL. LOTS OF HOTELS ARE INFESTED NOWADAYS. THEY CAN SLIDE UNDER CLOSED DOOR HOLES 1 INCH HIGH. WHAT DO I MEAN? YOU'LL KNOW IT IF YOU SEE IT. (You hear a muffled bark behind one of the doors.) Papyrus: WHAT WAS THAT??? Papyrus: CAREFUL. I'VE HEARD THAT HOTEL HAS A DOG PROBLEM. Undyne: Oh? No pets allowed, huh? Papyrus: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT PETS. Undyne: What's the problem? Papyrus: THE PROBLEM IS... DOG. Undyne: What's wrong with dogs!? Papyrus: NOT ALL DOGS. JUST THAT ONE. Undyne: What's WRONG with it!? Papyrus: EVERYTHING. Undyne: So you hate this dog, but like weird talking flowers? Papyrus: THE FLOWER IS MY FRIEND! Undyne: I mean, if having an imaginary friend makes you happy... Papyrus: OH MY GOD!! HE'S NOT IMAGINARY! HE HAS A NAME! Undyne: What's his name. Papyrus: FL... FLOWERY? Undyne: Oh my GOD!!! You just made that up!! Papyrus: OK, I DID!! BUT HE'S REAL!!
room_fire_hotelbed Papyrus: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN HOTEL ROOM!? ... WHY? MY GARAGE IS ALWAYS OPEN TO YOU!! Papyrus: THE PRICE IS RIGHT!! Papyrus: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN HOTEL ROOM!? Undyne: Heyyy!! Let's throw a room party! We can order a pizza and stay up all night playing games! Papyrus: PARTY "GAMES"? LIKE THE SIX- LEGGED RACE? Undyne: Nah, like "pillow fight the skeleton!" Papyrus: H-HEY!!! NO PILLOWS FROM THE COUCH! Undyne: Aww, okay. Papyrus: HEY!!! NO ENTIRE COUCH!! Undyne: Too late!!! Papyrus: HEY, YOU DIDN'T HIT ME WITH MY ENTIRE COUCH. Undyne: Nah, why would I do that? I'm saving it for the party!!
room_fire_elevator_r3 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R3. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? ROTINI? THE SCREW-SHAPED PASTA. I USED IT TO HOLD MY SENTRY STATION TOGETHER. Papyrus: MY WHOLE STATION IS MADE OUT OF CARDBOARDHYDRATES! Papyrus: WAIT. WHAT IF R AND L. STAND FOR RIGHT AND LEFT??? Undyne: No WAY! That makes NO sense. Cause if you face the opposite way, they'd be wrong! Papyrus: BUT IF YOU FACE THE OTHER WAY... HOW CAN YOU KNOW THEY ARE REALLY STILL WRONG? Undyne: Let's not get philosophical over the alphabet.
room_fire_precore Papyrus: HEADING INTO THE CORE...? HMMM. YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CALL PAST THERE. I KNOW! IT SOUNDS AWFUL! HOW WILL YOU GET BY WITHOUT ME? WELL, I HAVE CONFIDENCE YOU WILL FIND A WAY! I WILL TALK TO YOU AGAIN, SO DO NOT WORRY! GOOD LUCK OUT THERE! Papyrus: QUIT IT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE! Papyrus: HEADING INTO THE CORE...? HMMM. Undyne: The CORE is a huge tower of electric energy. So I don't think your phone will work through it... Papyrus: OH NO! WHAT WILL YOU DO WITHOUT US...? Undyne: You have something you have to do, right...? Well... Even without words, we'll be with you in spirit, OK!? Papyrus: YEAH! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF US! Undyne: We're counting on you, so don't mess it up! Undyne: We're not going to say goodbye to you just yet!
room_fire_elevator_l1 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS L1. BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LINGUINE? LINGUINE. THE FLAT PASTA. IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO TIE UP PRESENTS. Papyrus: THE FLATNESS MAKES A NICE RIBBON. Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS L1. BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? Undyne: C'mon, Papyrus. Think about it. Papyrus: HMMM... Undyne: It stands for L-evator, duh!!! Papyrus: IS ELEVATOR REALLY SPELLED THAT WAY? Undyne: Probably?